1. retiredjesus:

    officer: ur under arrest for murder & armed robbery

    me: lol breh chill

    (via allteensrelate)

  2. wavesinjuly:

    suckmyphallus:

    getterbeam:

    imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

    image

    Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  3. sageruto:

    i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  4. lacigreen:

    i think we all need a little fall magic rn

  5. petparent:

    Please tag your opinions as wrong 

    (Source: barebackinq, via zaynsbro)

  6. wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

    wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

    my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

    its his fault we go through this

    if you were wondering this is the image image

    bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

    (Source: standardgaydad, via chickofthedark)

  7. pancakereport:

    thinkingupblognamesishard:

    newandclassicemo:

    A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

    A marching band

    Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

    Because of suggestive lyrics

    Marching bands are instrumental

    The High School Band Can’t Play Fall Out Boy Songs Because The Lyrics Are Suggestive by Panic! At The Disco.

    TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

    (via chickofthedark)

    • 17-year-olds:   When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
    • 20-somethings:   Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese

    (Source: pinkmanjesse, via zackisontumblr)