1. britney2007spears:

    relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

    my gay ass:

    image

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  2. briangefrich:

    modestmgmtofficial:

    everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

    • 5 gallons of homework
    • mouthful of lint
    • 20 degrees of facial oil
    • 7 pints of china
    • handful of fergi
    • 60 mph of dad

    60 MPH OF DAD

    (via milesmeann0thing)

    frankieroisunderyourbed:

    ipanickedatthedisco:

    The night he got hammered and no fucks were given. Milwaukee. NEVER FORGET

    (Source: , via young-blood-volcanoes)

  3. (via ilymorgannn)

  4. jerkidiot:

    IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

    (Source: jerkidiot, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  5. kaliforhnia:

    when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    mcliffourd:

    @luke5sos: Feeling great *makes fart noise*

    (Source: mcliffourd, via loudons)

  6. (Source: ismymind, via loudons)

  7. leviathans-in-the-tardis:

    you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

    oh

    (via golden-piranha)

    5sos + tumblr (insp.)

    (Source: clemminqs, via loudons)

    (Source: vogelbird, via lukeoffcial)